Hey rookie, did you know?

They say that less than 20% of tadpoles make it to adulthood.

They say who makes it and who doesnt is all determined from the start.

And they say all you need is just a touch of luck.


But I don't think thats true.

Your life has been unfair from the beginning, right?

At least, from my prespective. It really is.

So I'll be entirely honest with you,

I don't think youre part of the 20%!


And frankly, I don't care.